Shaking Hands - or not

Now there's a surprise - or not.
You've lost your missus to the England Skipper who already had one. As a result you also have decided for the good of your country's moral not to join with the England squad possibly missing out on the world cup. And so the moment comes. You have to face the said skipper in a game. He offers his hand at the start of the game. "Let's be friends again". Erm hang on here....
You take my missus; bring shame on me and my kid and what's that - bygones... I don't think so. Terry should be thankful he doesn't have to spend the match marking him. Can't imagine what Rooney would have done to him for 90 minutes (well the 10 or so before a red card got issued).
Respect to Wayne Bridge, not just for not shaking Terry's hand (goodness knows where it's been- I wouldn't shake it!) but more for not dropping the nut on him. I'd be sorely tempted.
Interesting too Terry gets the full backing of the Chelsea brand, a paid holiday in the sun to patch things up with his missus; while Ashley Cole gets told off for tarnishing the Chelsea image. Mr Ambramovich meanwhile on his 3rd wife goes back to his love nest. Mmm the phrase pot kettle and black spring to mind.